I am the current event.

I think it’s time to start working out again.  I saw myself on a security television the other day and saw my stomach.  Bad news bears.  To the right, you will see how my parents used to help me exercise.

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I’m working on some homework right now.  I have to write about the rich young ruler.  Be excited because I’m going to post what I wrote.  It will be long, but it will be worth it.  (If any of you said “that’s what she said” you should be ashamed of yourself.)